Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Liz's Second Post

Now you can scream at me all you want... but the truth is that I don't watch much news, I occasionally read news week, and sometimes watch either The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, and I still feel like I am more informed than many people I know.
Enough about the lies and rumors or each candidate (its not high school anymore.) Get with the truth. Right now, our most important issue to view and address would be the economical crisis facing everyone. Yes even Mr. MoneyBags is having financial issues (poor guy can't buy another yot). So here is my letter to the government:

Dear Government,
I have noticed that you finally realized how horrible it is to work a shitty job and get paid just about nothing while a gallon of gas is more expensive than a gallon of milk (which is still expensive.) I have a great idea for you that I feel you should look into that will most definitely help out our economy.
I suggest you lower the price of a few things that you control. Gas (both gasoline and gas bills for your house) electric and water. If you make those less expensive, people will go "holey shit, i have more money! Now we can have a real Christmas this year!" or for you single folks "Dude! Lets fuckin' go to a bar and celebrate". Both responses will stimulate the economy.

Thank you for listening to my suggestions,
With Love,
A Little girl with a brain,
Liz

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